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Lezbonics
« on: February 06, 2006, 02:14:04 PM »

I hope that I don't get hate mail from this one...

1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls

10. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes

11. What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker and the other's a crack snacker

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Re: Lezbonics
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2006, 02:26:09 PM »

Well, if you get hate mail from me, it's going to take a lot of time to type it out...because I'm still laughing my ass off over a couple of them. Now, if we both get hate mail, I'll just forward mine to you.

And, in all fairness, if anyone wants to make fun of my red-neck, heterosexual, middle-aged, middle-income, non-P.C. ass....go right ahead. I've got pretty thick skin (seems to be sorely lacking in this country lately).
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Re: Lezbonics
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2006, 04:50:47 PM »

I am very impressed, you California boys are finally getting a good sense of humor, like us southern boys. [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

Betta watch out, next yall be tellin Hillary jokes and a singin some Skynyrd. Den you know you made it.
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Re: Lezbonics
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2006, 07:32:31 PM »

Chit!  I'm from New York originally, not one of those "California people"  ;D

If you go down the humor thread, you'll see the Hillary joke that I posted a while back.  By the way, I like Skynard too   [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]
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Re: Lezbonics
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2006, 08:24:35 PM »

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Re: Lezbonics
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2006, 12:19:29 AM »

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Re: Lezbonics
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2006, 01:01:58 AM »

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 Congratulations [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
I hereby appoint  and welcome you to the honorary membership and bestow upon you all rights and privileges due a "good ole boy". At this point I would hand you a long neck ice cold Budweiser or a shot of Jack Daniels but that will have to wait until Cripple Creek or Smokey Mountains. [smiley=drink.gif]


I'll take the JD at Cripple Creek!

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Yea I was laughin big time at the hillary jokes...then read someones serious post that everybody should knock off the partisan, hillary...democrat/republican knockin jokes...sigh...
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They are jokes, nothing more, nothing personal.  If someone gets offended, they don't have to read them.  
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Re: Lezbonics
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2006, 08:48:32 AM »

My feelings exactly...laughing is good for you...I am trying to remember where I saw that...probly best to leave it be..
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Re: Lezbonics
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2006, 08:52:08 AM »

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Re: Lezbonics
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2006, 05:19:12 PM »

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Re: Lezbonics
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2006, 01:02:45 PM »

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Hey erniezap-
I just had to get on your case a little here, LOL- being that I myself am a Southern Boy trapped in the Northern parts of our great ole Confederate....
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