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ARE YOU A REAL BIKER?
« on: February 07, 2006, 11:54:21 PM »
A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy's Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley. I've been riding a Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker."
"How about you?" the biker asked. "I'm a lesbian" the young lady replied. "I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left.
The biker was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian"
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Re: ARE YOU A REAL BIKER?
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2009, 01:35:30 PM »
:ROFLOL:
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Re: ARE YOU A REAL BIKER?
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2009, 02:28:46 PM »
Damn I might not be a real Biker after all. Back to the closet.
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Re: ARE YOU A REAL BIKER?
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2009, 03:43:07 PM »
This thread confirms I AM A REAL BIKER  :pepper: :orange: :bananarock:I think or something like that anyway.   :nixweiss:I know I'm not a lesbian. :drink:
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Re: ARE YOU A REAL BIKER?
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2009, 08:37:22 PM »
This thread started 3 years ago. and Rick unburys it.
I do have lesbian tendancies
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Re: ARE YOU A REAL BIKER?
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2009, 08:38:24 PM »
Quote from: LarryB on March 01, 2009, 08:37:22 PM
This thread started 3 years ago. and Rick unburys it.
I do have lesbian tendancies

Leave it to me, LarryB. I gotta get to 1000 posts somehow, LOL!

Ditto on the tendencies, LOL!
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Re: ARE YOU A REAL BIKER?
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2009, 08:47:13 PM »
Saw your old bike today, it was crying. You find any local exhaust coaters local yet
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Re: ARE YOU A REAL BIKER?
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2009, 08:49:44 PM »
I'm outta the closet now...I'm a lesbian too! :huepfenjump3: :huepfenlol2:
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Re: ARE YOU A REAL BIKER?
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2009, 08:50:36 PM »
Quote from: LarryB on March 01, 2009, 08:47:13 PM
Saw your old bike today, it was crying. You find any local exhaust coaters local yet

I saw my old bike today, too. Ricky said you'd been by earlier today. The bike's not crying, but Josie took a look at the old bike and said, "Don't be mad at me, but I like the old one better. It's prettier!"

It did clean up real nice. As I was looking at it, Ricky called to me from the Service Desk and said, "I wouldn't buy that bike. I hear the previous owner road the chit out of it!"

Jet Hot has a local shop up in Madison or Goodlettsville, I think. It's on Myatt Drive. I found them on the Jet Hot site. Don't know anything about them yet. Think I'll check them out this week. Maybe I'lll take that non-CVO header up there and have it coated.
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Re: ARE YOU A REAL BIKER?
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2009, 08:51:21 PM »
Quote from: UpChuck82 on March 01, 2009, 08:49:44 PM
I'm outta the closet now...I'm a lesbian too! :huepfenjump3: :huepfenlol2:

Wow! Starting to sound like and episode of The L Word around here, LOL!
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