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[deekay]

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them,  'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
 
'NO!' the children answered..

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.

' Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'No!'.    I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'

A six year-old boy shouted out  'YUV GOTTA BE F---ING  DEAD..........'

[hooligan]

He has a point 

[CBW]

oh yeah