ole called up sven to see if sven would come over to help bury a donkey that had dropprd dead in ole's pasture. when sven arrived he says to ole that the dead critter was a mule and not a donkey. this argument went on for a time and about then the minister came walking up the road and sven called for the minister to come into the pasture to settle the argument once and for all.
not wanting to upset either ole or sven, the minister said that in all the bible passages that he had read about these beasts, they were always refered to as an ass. well that appeased the two and back to digging they went.
about this time lena comes walking down the road and noticed ole and sven in the pasture and she hollered toward the two, hey vat are digging, a fox hole?
vell not according to scripture came the reply.