Come to Chicago - I'll treat you to some real pizza. Folks around here only order Domino's only when they have their inlaws over... 
Oh god. This could be a thread worse than types of oil, types of bikes, politics, religion and boxers vs briefs all rolled in to one. But, hey, you started it.
Chicago style pizza sucks. If I wanted a soggy swimming pool shell filled with overly sweet and equally soggy toppings I'd just get naked, wrap myself in a soft taco shell and dive straight in to the mixing vat where the ingredients are made. New York style is the stuff. Even Dominos, which only qualifies as "doesn't suck" is better than Chicago style pizza. In fact if this thread were about Chicago style pizza instead of an inspiring road report of a trip to Dominos this thread would be titled:
"It's all about Chicago Style Pizza and the Massive Gag Reflex Caused by It"
But, of course, I'd never start a thread like that because it's not my nature to start anything.