THERE WAS THIS FAMILY WHO LIVED ON A FARM, AND THEIR DINNERS WERE WIDELY KNOWN TO BE GREAT. A LOCAL SALESMAN HAD A HABIT OF SHOWING UP JUST BEFORE THEIR DINNERTIME KNOWING FULL WELL THAT THE FARMERS HOSPITALITY WOULD REQUIRE THEM TO INVITE HIM TO STAY FOR " SUPPER ". ON ONE SUCH OCCASION THE SALESMAN GOT AN ACCUTE ONSET OF REALLY BAD GAS, UNABLE TO HOLD IT ANY LONGER , HE LET A SILENT BUT DEADLY ONE LOOSE , AND 30 SECONDS LATER THE FARMER LOOKED UNDER THE TABLE AND SAID "ROVER GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT TABLE ". THE SALESMAN WAS RELIEVED THAT THE DOG WAS BEING BLAMED FOR HIS FART,SO A LITTLE WHILE LATER WHEN THE URGE HIT AGAIN, HE THOUGHT NO PROBLEM THE DOG IS BEING BLAMED,I'LL JUST EASE IT OUT. SURE ENOUGH AFTER THE SMELL FILLED THE ROOM , THE FARMER SAID "DARN IT ROVER I TOLD YOU TO GET FROM UNDERNEATH THIS TABLE". THE SALESMAN A SHORT WHILE LATER GOT ANOTHER SHARP PAIN FROM HIS GAS ATTACK, BUT HE DIDN'T HESITATE TO LET IT GO KNOWING THAT THE DOG WAS STILL IN THE ROOM ; THIS TIME THE FARMER SAID "ROVER YOU BETTER GET OUT FROM UNDER THIS TABLE BEFORE THIS PIG CH*TS ALL OVER YOU !"
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