THERE WAS A GUY GETTING READY TO COMMIT SUICIDE BY JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE, SUDDENLY A WITCH APPEARS , & SAYS HOLD ON THERE SONNY ; DON'T DO IT I CAN MAKE ALL YOUR TROUBLES DISSAPEAR, SHE SAYS I KNOW WHAT'S GOT YOU READY TO END YOUR LIFE,YOU'VE LOST YOUR JOB , YOUR WIFE'S LEAVING YOU ,YOUR WHOLE WORLD IS COMING APART, & YOU FEEL IT'S NOT WORTH GOING ON . THE GUY SAID THAT'S AMAZING HOW DID YOU KNOW ALL THAT ? THE OLD LADY SAY'S BECAUSE I'M A WITCH , AND IF YOU SPEND THE NIGHT WITH ME ,I CAN MAKE THINGS THE WAY THEY WERE , HE TAKES A HARD LOOK AT HER ,SHE LOOKS OLD AND UGLY , WITH A LONG NOSE WITH WARTS ON IT AND NASTY BROWN TEETH ,LONG BONEY FINGERS , HE THINKS ABOUT SAYING NO, THEN HE LOOKS DOWN AT THE ICEY RIVER BELOW , THAT A FEW MINUTES AGO HE WAS ABOUT TO PLUNGE INTO , SO HE CLIMBS DOWN AND AGREES TO "MAKE HER HAPPY". THEY WALK TO HER SHACK ON THE RIVER BANKS , HE CLOSES HIS EYES & THINKS OF HIIS WIFE AND DOES EVERYTHING HE CAN TO SATISFY HER AS THE SUN COMES UP ,HE DOSES OFF , WHEN HE WAKES UP THE OLD WOMAN IS SINGING, COMBING HER HAIR OUT, SHE SEES THAT HE'S AWAKE , AND SAY'S HOW OLD ARE YOU SONNY ? HE ANSWERS 35 & SHE SHAKES HER HEAD AND SAYS, 35 & STILL BELIEVING IN WITCHES !!
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