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HMMMMMM
« on: May 18, 2010, 03:50:17 AM »

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "No, No, No, that won't work.  Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a moment and the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."
 
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Re: HMMMMMM
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2010, 10:06:28 PM »

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Re: HMMMMMM
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2010, 10:27:23 PM »

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