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The Gynaecologist's Assistant
« on: May 21, 2010, 06:41:08 AM »
A retired man went into the Job Centre in Downtown Denver, and saw a card
advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant Interested, he went in and
asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies
ready for the gynaecologist. You have to help the women out of their
underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then
apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing
oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination. The annual
salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."

"Good grief; is that where the job is?"

"No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now."
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Re: The Gynaecologist's Assistant
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2010, 06:37:16 PM »
yeah :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: The Gynaecologist's Assistant
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2010, 10:54:42 PM »
 :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: The Gynaecologist's Assistant
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2010, 07:04:22 PM »
Brilliant :mango: :bananarock: :huepfenjump3: :orange:
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Re: The Gynaecologist's Assistant
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2010, 09:13:44 PM »
 :orange: :huepfenjump3: :mango: :bananarock: :drink: :2vrolijk_21:
My wife both doubled over  when I read the joke to her.  Damn good joke Bro. :drink: :huepfenjump3:
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Re: The Gynaecologist's Assistant
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2010, 11:22:04 PM »
I'm not a gynaecologist.....but i'm happy to take a look at it for you!
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