Don't forget to mark your calendars.
> >
> >
> > As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see
> > any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit
> > suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern
> > Time, all Canadian women are asked to walk out of their house
> > completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.
> >
> >
> > Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
> >
> >
> > All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front
> > of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that
> > they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does
> > not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your
> > patriotism.
> >
> >
> > The Canadian government appreciates your efforts to root out
> > terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
> > activity.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > P.S.. It is your patriotic duty to circulate this
> > and inform others. If you don't send to at least 1 person, you are
> > possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.
> >