A woman went into a pet store to buy her hubby a pet for his b-day. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet & didnt wanna spend a fortune.
"Well" said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say its been trained to give blowjobs" "Blowjobs!" the woman replied. The woman thought it would make a great gag gift & what if its true...no more blowjobs for her!
So she bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her hubby, he was extremely skeptical & laughed it off.
The woman went to bed happy, thinkin she may never need to give another blow job again.
In middle of night she was awakened by the noise of pots & pans flyin everywhere makin hellacious bangin n crashin sounds.
She ran downstairs to the kitchen only to find her hubby & the frog readin cookbooks. "What are you 2 doin at this hour?" she asked.
The hubby replied..." If I can teach this frog to cook....ur ass is gone!!
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