Topic: Afghanistan (Read 668 times)

jaymedic44 · « **on:** July 12, 2010, 11:12:21 AM »

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Afghanistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Alibaba Akmed, warned the United States that, if military actions against Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T and AOL customer service reps. Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more candidates for President either. It's gonna get ugly, people.

CVOJOE · « **Reply #1 on:** July 12, 2010, 02:02:05 PM »

Man that is scary news! Who will work at 7-11's then and where will Dell get their customer service reps?

I hope the administation is working on this!

scotr · « **Reply #2 on:** July 12, 2010, 05:08:51 PM »

Today we passed House bill # 46574431. We are giving all 7-11 managers and Dell customer service reps a monthly STIMULUS check in the amount of $5,000.00. We are sorry for the added pressure you are enduring. The qualifications are as follows. You will be fingerprinted and any bomb residue will result in loss of half of stimulus. Must have 2 camels stationed in front of cave. And must have someone in cave named Mohomid or Osama

CBW · « **Reply #3 on:** July 13, 2010, 02:59:52 PM »

wow that sucks

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