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[Fatboy]

From: Lonely & Broke

 
My wife left me...

I don't understand.  She told me we had to cut back on expenses, and I had to give up drinking beer.  I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12 pack on weekends.  Anyway, I gave it up, but I noticed something the other day when she came home from shopping... I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back!