I GOT A PRE-DECLINED CREDIT CARD IN THE MAIL. ; AFRICAN T.V. STATIONS ARE NOW SHOWING " SPONSOR AN AMERICAN CHILD" COMMERCIALS!, WIVES ARE HAVING SEX WITH THEIR HUSBANDS BECAUSE THEY CAN'T AFFORD BATTERIES. ;I ORDERED A BURGER AT McDONALD'S & THE KID ASKED " CAN YOU AFFORD FRIES WITH THAT ? ;; CEO's ARE NOW PLAYING MINIATURE GOLF . EXXON-MOBIL LAID OFF 25 CONGRESSMEN.;; MY ATM GAVE ME AN I.O.U. !; I SAW A MORMON WITH ONLY 1 WIFE . ;I BOUGHT A TOASTER AND MY FREE GIFT , WAS A BANK !;IF YOU GET A CHECK RETURNED ,MARKED "INSUFFICENT FUNDS" YOU HAVE TO CALL & FIND OUT IF IT REFERS TO YOU OR THE BANK.;McDONALDS IS SELLING THE 1/4 OUNCER.: ANGELINA JOLIE ADOPTED A CHILD FROM AMERICA.; PARENTS FROM BEVERLY HILLS FIRED THEIR NANNIES & LEARNED THEIR KID'S NAMES!; A TRUCKLOAD OF AMERICANS WAS CAUGHT TRYING TO SNEAK INTO MEXICO .; MOTEL SIX WON'T LEAVE THE LIGHT ON ANY MORE!; A PICTURE IS NOW ONLY WORTH 200 WORDS.;; THEY RENAMED WALL ST. WAL-MART ST.;WHEN BILL& HILLARY TRAVEL TOGETHER,THEY NOW SHARE A ROOM!!