Question: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?
Answer: An offer you can't understand.
Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he would like another. 'I think not,' he says and vanishes in a puff of logic.
Jean-Paul sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness.
He says to the waitress, 'I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.'
The waitress replies, 'I'm sorry, monsieur, but we're out of cream.
How about with no milk?'
Winston Churchill said 'The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.'
'Put your hand on A hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.' (Albert Einstein, 1879 - 1955)
'Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.' (Albert Einstein, 1879 - 1955)
'A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.'
'Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.' Carl Marx
'He was a wise man who invented beer.' Plato
'It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this.' Bertrand Russell
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