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[SBB]

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
If you cross the U.S. border illegally you get:

a job,   
a drivers license,   
social security card,   
welfare,   
food stamps,   
credit cards,   
subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,   
free education,   
free health care,   
a lobbyist in washington   
billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language   
the right to carry your country's flag while you protest that you don't  get enough respect   
and, in many instances, you can vote.



Although I put this in the humor section it's anything but humorous.

                                   

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[ice6900]

This obviously doesnt apply to those of us arriving by official airlines, its actually quite difficult to get into USA through the official routes!

[Hugh Janis]

If you cross an elephant with a rhinocerus you get an "elefino" (say it to yourself)

[Hugh Janis]

If you cross a parrot with a cat you get a carrot. I know, I know, this is good stuff....

[Wrongway]

     If you cross into the United States legally or are born here:  You get to pay for all those goodies!

[CBW]

so true 

[deekay]

There has been a number of studies here in Oz comparing what old age pensioners get that have paid taxes all their lives vs illegal boat people and the illegals are way in front

[bribe36]

There has been a number of studies here in Oz comparing what old age pensioners get that have paid taxes all their lives vs illegal boat people and the illegals are way in front

That is so unfair.  I saw a similar comparsion a few years ago between two other groups. The first group had new air conditioned buildings complete with clean and modern gyms and cafeterias and fully staffed. The second group had run down buildings, shabby broken down equipment not nearly enough staff. The first group were inmates in the federal prison system, the second group were children in public school.

[catahoula58]

  And then again if you cross a peanut butter sandwich and a jackazz.  You get a sandwich with ears and a piece of a#% that sticks to the roof of your mouth.  Now ain't that goanna be hard to swallow?   

[CBW]