Condom factory burns down in US
President Obama is awoken at 4am by the telephone.
'Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency!!
I've just received word that the Condom factory in Montana has burned to the ground.
It is estimated that the entire Western US supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week.'
President Obama: 'Sh*t !!
The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies....
We'll be ruined.'
'We're going to have to ship some in from Mexico ?'
'Bad idea! The Mex will have a field day on this one.'
Junior Admin Ass: 'What about Canada ?'
President Obama: 'I'll call PM Harper.'
Tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick.
That way they'll continue to respect the Americans
Three days later a delighted Obama runs out to open the boxes that arrived at the Post Office.
He finds five million condoms:
10 inches long, 3 inches thick, all coloured Red and white with a maple leaf and small writing on each one.
MADE IN Canada - SIZE: MEDIUM
Rob
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