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A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
« on: September 06, 2010, 02:01:52 AM »


The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
 to a very attractive young woman.

 And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How
 dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm
 leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'
 And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell
 you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last
 words you'll say to me!'

 And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home,
 and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and
 defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
 I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
  So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I
 made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid
 you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
 Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was
 doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.
  Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had
 for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
 I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you
 don't wear because I don't have good taste.
 I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't
 wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the
 expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'
 
 The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my
 understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me
 with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ...

 Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
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Re: A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2010, 08:07:11 PM »

thats funny
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Re: A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2010, 08:59:26 PM »

good one
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Re: A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2010, 01:52:44 AM »

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