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Post Office Job Interview
« on: September 14, 2010, 03:01:54 PM »

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.”
"Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes”, he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?”
"This is a government job”, the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our nuts No point in you coming in for that.”

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Re: Post Office Job Interview
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2010, 09:00:00 PM »

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Re: Post Office Job Interview
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2010, 07:48:29 PM »

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Re: Post Office Job Interview
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2010, 09:24:57 PM »

rough but true ;D
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Re: Post Office Job Interview
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2010, 03:52:21 AM »

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