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Guido, the Italian Lover.
« on: September 20, 2010, 10:13:33 PM »

 

 
A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named  Guido was relaxing at his
 favouritism bar in Rome when he managed to attract a  spectacular young
 blonde woman.
 Things progressed to the point where he  invited her back to his
 apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where  he
 rattled her senseless.


 After a pleasant interlude  he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
 She paused for a second,  frowned, and replied, "No."
 Surprised, Guido reached for her and the  rattling resumed. This time she
 thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.


 The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks,  "You finish?"
 Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile,  cuddles closer to him
 and softly says, "No."


 Stunned, but damned if he  was going to leave this woman unsatisfied,
 Guido  reaches for the woman yet  again. Using the last of his strength, he
 barely  manages it, but they end  together screaming, bucking, clawing and
 ripping  the bed sheets. Exhausted, 

Guido falls onto his back, gasping.

Barely  able  to turn his head, he looks  into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked  again,


 You finish?"

>>>>>>>>>



 Barely  able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear,

"No, I
 Norwegian".
 
 
 
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Re: Guido, the Italian Lover.
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2010, 11:09:34 PM »

Thats real good  :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Guido, the Italian Lover.
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2010, 03:38:32 AM »

 :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Guido, the Italian Lover.
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2010, 09:17:51 AM »

Good one! :oops:
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