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[DDavidson]

Bad Ass Mule

A couple from Montana were out riding on the range, he with his rifle and she (fortunately) with her camera. Their dogs always followed them, but on this occasion a Mountain Lion decided that he wanted to stalk the dogs (you'll see the dogs in the background watching). Very, very bad decision...

The hunter got off the mule with his rifle and decided to shoot in the air to scare away the lion, but before he could get off a shot the lion charged in and decided he wanted a piece of those dogs. With that, the mule took off and decided he wanted a piece of that lion. That's when all hell broke loose... for the lion.

As the lion approached the dogs the mule snatched him up by the tail and started whirling him around. Banging its head on the ground on every pass. Then he dropped it, stomped on it and held it to the ground by the throat. The mule then got down on his knees and bit the thing all over a couple of dozen times to make sure it was dead, than whipped it into the air again, walked back over to the couple (that were stunned in silence) and stood there ready to continue his ride... as if nothing had just happened.

Fortunately even though the hunter didn't get off a shot, his wife got off these 4..

The cat is still alive here and trying to fight back

[DDavidson]

The mule stomped the cat, pinned it to the ground, and bit the neck out several times.

[DDavidson]

The cat was dead by now. For good measure the mule picked up the cat, whipped it into the air and then stomped it again for good measure

[DDavidson]

Note the dog audience

[mr_magoo]

Great pictures.

[RayG]

This is just wrong!  Isn't the prey supposed to be consumed? Things in nature are starting to get very weird.  If I didn't see it I would never have believed it. Try telling this at a bar and see if anybody that is sober believes you!

[Twolanerider]

This is just wrong!  Isn't the prey supposed to be consumed? Things in nature are starting to get very weird.  If I didn't see it I would never have believed it. Try telling this at a bar and see if anybody that is sober believes you!

The pics don't have to match the story.  I'd bet 103's bike that the mule had its way with the cat after the cat had been shot.

[BigLew55]

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/mulelion.asp

[110tHunDer]

The pics don't have to match the story.  I'd bet 103's bike that the mule had its way with the cat after the cat had been shot.

Not that again!

But is anyone at a bar really sober? 

[guppytrash]

Now that is truely a "bad AZZ"   

[Chains]

kind of an animals rendition of what a 103 would do to a 110 in a fight

[murphy]

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/mulelion.asp

Awe, now you spoiled everything!!

[DDavidson]

The Mule Magazine story makes more sense. I was trying to figure out how the mule caught it by the tail. I also figured something in the story was going to be urban legend.

Wiki: A mule is the offspring of a male donkey and a female horse.[1] Horses and donkeys are different species, with different numbers of chromosomes. Of the two F1 hybrids between these two species, a mule is easier to obtain than a hinny (the offspring of a male horse and a female donkey). All male mules and most female mules are infertile.

The Marines are using mules in Afghanistan to haul supplies and other tasks.

A British Marine cross training with the US Marines asked a Corporal about the woman situation near camp. The Jarhead tells the Brit that since women are in Kabul nearly 5 miles away they use Jenny the Mule. The Jarhead is checking camp later and sees the Brit having his way with Jenny. The Brit says, is this how you blokes do it, is this the way to use a mule? The Jarhead replies, Well, we use Jenny to ride into Kabul!