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Re: Biketoberfest 2010
« Reply #315 on: October 18, 2010, 07:38:21 PM »
Question:  duhhhh…mmmm…mmm…duhhhh…Has any one said you are hot!

Answer:  Who wouldn’t be?  It’s the end of summer and the hot lights are on us!




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Re: Biketoberfest 2010
« Reply #316 on: October 18, 2010, 07:38:47 PM »
Question:  That was a dumb question, I am going to ask another one…Do you like older, out of shape, plain lookin’ under achieving man or do you prefer young, good lookin’, well-toned bodied, successful boys?

Answer:  Can I sit on that one for a while and think about it?




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Re: Biketoberfest 2010
« Reply #317 on: October 18, 2010, 07:39:11 PM »
Answer:  I have thought about it and want you…


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Re: Biketoberfest 2010
« Reply #318 on: October 18, 2010, 07:39:40 PM »
Question:  What would you say is the biggest problem facing our educational system today?

Answer:  Sex education…most of the guys I have dated have never taken a course in this subject matter and they sure need it!




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Re: Biketoberfest 2010
« Reply #319 on: October 18, 2010, 07:40:05 PM »
Question:  Tell me about a recent goal you accomplished.

Answer:  I attended 95% of my available time at the tanning bed!...I’m just sayin’!




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Re: Biketoberfest 2010
« Reply #320 on: October 18, 2010, 07:40:35 PM »
Question:  What is your take on premarital sex?

Answer:  Premature what?   Oh that!  I do not like it!  Me love you long time!




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Re: Biketoberfest 2010
« Reply #321 on: October 18, 2010, 07:41:05 PM »
Follow Up Question:  What look do you get on your face with you are makin’ whoppie?

Answer: mmmmm…





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Re: Biketoberfest 2010
« Reply #322 on: October 18, 2010, 07:41:31 PM »
Question:  Are your parents OK with the swimsuit contest?

Answer: Well we are here to sell some beer here aren’t we?  Besides I told them I was in sales!




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Re: Biketoberfest 2010
« Reply #323 on: October 18, 2010, 07:42:03 PM »
Follow Up Question:  Do you think the swimsuit contest is derogatory?

Answer:  Why does my azz look fat?




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Re: Biketoberfest 2010
« Reply #324 on: October 18, 2010, 07:42:27 PM »
Final Question:  Is there gold in them there hills?

Answer:  Nope…Silicone!


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Re: Biketoberfest 2010
« Reply #325 on: October 18, 2010, 07:42:49 PM »
Question:  What is the worst thing that could happen to you?

Answer:  I was late for a date and could not find my Victoria Secret Wonder Bra…All night I wondered if the guy like my natural rack!




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Re: Biketoberfest 2010
« Reply #326 on: October 18, 2010, 07:43:13 PM »
Question:  If we opened up your night stand in your bedroom what would we find?

Answer:  A 24 pack of Duracell D cell batteries.




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Re: Biketoberfest 2010
« Reply #327 on: October 18, 2010, 07:43:49 PM »
Question:  What is the secret to your beauty?

Answer:  It’s a secret formula that my Grandmother told me about…I will give you a hint…you gotta relax!




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Re: Biketoberfest 2010
« Reply #328 on: October 18, 2010, 07:44:15 PM »
Question:  What’s your favorite candy bar?

Answer:  Mounds!




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Re: Biketoberfest 2010
« Reply #329 on: October 18, 2010, 07:44:43 PM »
Part Three – Soon!
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