So this man and his wife are driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the wife reaches over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window. Driving right behind the couple is a man and his 6-year-old daughter. Well, the little girl’s just chatting away like all little girls do when all of a sudden this penis smacks their car's windshield, sticks for a minute, and then slides away. Startled, the girl asks her father, "Daddy, what was that!" Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a tender young age, the father says, "I think it was only a bug, Honey." Well, the little girl sits there silent for awhile, and then she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
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Topic: A bug on the windshield (Read 554 times)