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MAN KILLED ON GOLF COURSE
« on: November 17, 2010, 05:31:37 PM »


A FOURSOME OF GUYS IS WAITING  AT THE MEN’S TEE WHILE A FOURSOME OF WOMEN IS HITTING FROM THE LADIES' TEE.  THE LADIES ARE TAKING THEIR TIME.

WHEN THE FINAL LADY IS READY  TO HIT HER BALL, SHE HACKS IT 10 FEET. THEN SHE GOES OVER AND WHIFFS IT  COMPLETELY. THEN SHE HACKS IT ANOTHER TEN FEET AND FINALLY HACKS IT ANOTHER  FIVE FEET.

SHE LOOKS UP  AT THE PATIENTLY WAITING MEN AND SAYS APOLOGETICALLY, "I GUESS ALL THOSE " F*****G LESSONS"  I TOOK OVER THE WINTER DIDN'T HELP."

ONE OF THE MEN IMMEDIATELY  RESPONDS, "WELL, THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM. YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN GOLF LESSONS INSTEAD!"

NEVER EVEN HAD  A CHANCE TO DUCK. HE WAS 43.......

 
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Re: MAN KILLED ON GOLF COURSE
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2010, 07:30:01 AM »

Poor Guy  :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
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