Hearing
A neighbour found that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took
it to the vets.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could then hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell her that if she wanted to keep this from
re-occurring - she should go to the chemist and get some "Nair" hair
remover and rub in into the dog's ears once a month.
She went to the chemist and bought some "Nair", at the register the
pharmacist told her 'if you are going to use this under your arms, don't
use deodorant for a few days.
She said 'I'm not using it under my arms'
The pharmacist said 'if you are using it on your legs, don't shave for a
couple of days.
The lady replied 'I'm not using it on my legs either, If you must know I'm
using it on my Schnauzer.'
The pharmacist says, 'Well stay off your bicycle for about a week.'