A man who was always trying to think of different ways to
show his wife how much he loved her hit upon the idea of
having her name tattooed along the length of his 'manhood',
so that every time they made love she would know that it
belonged only to her. He was rather pleased with the result
- "on the slack" he could see the letters W Y, and erect,
it read WENDY. This was a huge success with his wife.
Anyway, he was in the Men's room one day, when a huge
Jamaican came and stood beside him. Taking a quick glance
sideways to see whether the rumours about the 'endowment'
of such men was true, he was amazed to see W Y tattooed on
his also.
Thinking that this was an incredible coincidence, he
ventured to say, " Er..... excuse me, but .... er.... I
couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Is you wife's name
Wendy, too?"
Flashing a huge smile, the Jamaican replied (imagine the
Jamaican accent), "Or nor, Mun, mine says WELCOME TO THE
WEST INDIES - HAVE A NICE DAY!"
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