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Very Short Story
« on: November 28, 2010, 07:45:58 PM »


Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
Woman yells out window, PIG!
Man yells out window, BITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

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Re: Very Short Story
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2010, 08:13:54 PM »

Why start now?
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Re: Very Short Story
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2010, 09:30:38 PM »

Deekay, I just read your last 350 post(s).
345 were in the humor section.
Do you make this stuff up?
If you copy and paste do you ever give credit to the source?
Just wondering?

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Re: Very Short Story
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2010, 08:46:46 AM »

Deekay, I just read your last 350 post(s).
345 were in the humor section.
Do you make this stuff up?
If you copy and paste do you ever give credit to the source?
Just wondering?



WOW!!!!! That's sometime with a LOT of free time on their hands. :)
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Re: Very Short Story
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2010, 11:55:45 PM »

I can stop anytime you like, I see too many unhappy people and feel inclined to bring a bit of joy into lives however if it worries people I am more than comfortable to desist, den
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Re: Very Short Story
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2010, 01:21:19 AM »

Hey deekay- keep 'em comin, (I can laugh twice at the same joke too!)
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Re: Very Short Story
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2010, 01:54:24 AM »

yeh, I think its a cheap shot and I was on the verge of quiting the site, I read with interest lots of articles and pieces in other parts of the forum and enjoy it, unlike some I hate tv and this has been a great source of what I felt was comraderie but hey you know in this humourless world someone always wants to have a go. I spend all my day around tradesman and hear lots of good yarns and naively thought it would be fun to write them down and pass them on????
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Re: Very Short Story
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2010, 07:16:19 AM »

yeh, I think its a cheap shot and I was on the verge of quiting the site, I read with interest lots of articles and pieces in other parts of the forum and enjoy it, unlike some I hate tv and this has been a great source of what I felt was comraderie but hey you know in this humourless world someone always wants to have a go. I spend all my day around tradesman and hear lots of good yarns and naively thought it would be fun to write them down and pass them on????
You don't have to do that... now for some humor... especially because of the remarks of someone that is the CVOHarley two time winner of the "Chithead" award.

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Re: Very Short Story
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2010, 11:32:42 AM »

Keep them coming, I for one enjoy them   :bananarock:

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Re: Very Short Story
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2010, 09:56:01 PM »

Keep them coming, I for one enjoy them   :bananarock:

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Re: Very Short Story
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2010, 04:13:34 AM »

I can stop anytime you like, I see too many unhappy people and feel inclined to bring a bit of joy into lives however if it worries people I am more than comfortable to desist, den

Keep them coming... I just started erad these about a month ago...
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Re: Very Short Story
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2010, 10:27:02 AM »

HEY----------------I START MY DAY WITH DEEKAY !!!!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD JOKES, I DON'T CARE WHERE THEY CAME FROM--YOU TOOK THE TIME TO MAKE US ALL SMILE!!
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Re: Very Short Story
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2010, 02:00:41 PM »

deekay,

We all enjoy humor, and I believe SBB was not attempting to degrade you, I think he was merely interested in where all the humor comes from. Don't let a misunderstanding stand in the way of a good time!
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Re: Very Short Story
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2010, 02:06:38 PM »

deekay,

We all enjoy humor, and I believe SBB was not attempting to degrade you, I think he was merely interested in where all the humor comes from. Don't let a misunderstanding stand in the way of a good time!


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Finally someone got it right!

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Re: Very Short Story
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2010, 04:58:26 PM »

I can stop anytime you like, I see too many unhappy people and feel inclined to bring a bit of joy into lives however if it worries people I am more than comfortable to desist, den


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