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[dayne66]

Something to think about:
Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
                
Next post is a pic of Heather.



Leasing

On  the other hand, New York Governor Elliot  Spitzer's hooker,  
Kristen,  an absolute stunner charges  $4,000 per night.
          
This  is Kristen, below .

Had  Paul  McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he  would have  paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night  for 5 years:
(a  $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are:
*   a 22 year old  
*   no coaxing
*   never a headache
*   happily agrees to all requests
*   no complaining
*   no “honey-do” lists
*   has two legs

Best of all, she leaves and comes back when asked.  

All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

[dayne66]

And this is Heather:

[jiml53]

Now that's something to ponder   

[CBW]

YEAH, Never quite looked at it that way,you have a good point there.

[postal52]

  I WISH THAT I'D HAVE BEEN OBJECTIVE ENOUGH TO DO THE MATH , BEFORE I BIT THE BULLET FOR THE SECOND TIME !!!!

[dayne66]

Another benifit to "leasing" is that that you can try out other 'models', change 'models', even have more than one 'model'.

[deekay]

Like your thinking

[dayne66]

Another benefit to "leasing" is that that you can try out other 'models', change 'models', even have more than one 'model'.

vtrito   and even return, on occasion, to a particularly special 'model' without suffering repercussions.

[dooinit2u]

Smart move..but expensive on Paul's part. I dont know a woman worth that much...

[hooligan]

Many people cannot decide which is cheaper - purchasing or leasing..

We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two charming stories of
foolish men and cunning women.




Purchasing
The maths on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce was as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up with him purchasing @ $26,849 per time.






Leasing

On the other hand,
New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker, Kristen,
charged $4,000 per night.
 




 



So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per night,
he would have paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every night.
This represents a $41..7 million saving for Eliot.
What a shrewd man Eliot is, compared to the aging Beatle.
Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;
* a (real) 22 year old
* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all technical requests
* no complaining
* no “Honey - please do this” lists
* has two legs
Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees




 




Sometimes Leasing just makes more sense.


THE OLD ADAGE STILL HOLDS TRUE.....IF IT FLYS, #@CKS, OR FLOATS.............RENT IT!
 

[grayghost731]

  :drink:more drinks i dont want to think how much i spent i didnt know i could lease

[North Georgia Hawg]

$41.7 million savings? Wow... he could have bought a CVO E-Glide for CASH! Almost...

[Screamin_Beagle]

It's always cheaper to rent......I wouldn't know, but I sure feel the pain now!!!

I got lucky though.......Suzie is the best ever.

[North Georgia Hawg]

My 3rd and LAST wife sez: "It'll be CHEAPER IF I KEEP 'ER!!!"  Don't if she was talking about the old Evo , or what...

[Ironhorse]

Actually, Spitzer purchased and leased at the same time. Now that can get expensive REAL FAST.