A Mexican,
an Arab, and a Saskatchewan
girl are in the
same bar.
When the
Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the
air, pulls out his
pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are
so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one
twice.'
The Arab,
obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls
out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World,
we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the
same one twice either.'
The Saskatchewan girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it
in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and
shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her
glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she
says,
'In Canada
we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same
ones twice.'
'God Bless
Canada '
You gotta love
those Saskatchewan gals!!!
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