True story from this afternoon. In the midst of an annoying day pulled in to a convenience store for a hot dog and a soda. Was in a bad mood. The oh so cute clerk pops off as I come through the door with, "Beautiful day, how are you doing today."
Don't you just hate it when cute people are chipper on days when you're in a bad mood?
Not wanting to be totally inhospitable I tried to respond jokingly with something close to, "weird day, grumpy people, pits smell and, basically, I suck."
After that I took a drink of soda. Thinking the conversation was done. That the next thing she'd say was "that'll be $2.79, thank you."
But I was wrong.
In response to "basically, I suck" this too happy little vix said, "oh, I do too, but not in a bad way like you." Then she giggled.
You can't really laugh well when soda is coming out your nose in a convenience store.
Rest of the day was better though.
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Topic: How Not to Impress the Girls (Read 3572 times)