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[CVOJOE]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... Will you marry me?

The Princess said NO!     

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode Harley CVO motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and  drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End 
 

[Beemer]

Two things here don't ring true

1) Owning a CVO motorcycle and having money in the bank?

2) Dating women half his age (unless he's 20 and lives in WV) and having money in the bank?

[Fired00d]

Two things here don't ring true

1) Owning a CVO motorcycle and having money in the bank?

2) Dating women half his age (unless he's 20 and lives in WV) and having money in the bank?

That's why it's called a "fairy tale".

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[Ironhorse]

That's NOT a fairy tale.

You left out the evil step mom who owns an HD Dealership and the mean step sisters who run it. The prince is named "Gary". He is a wimpy boy who works in the back doing bike prep and washing and waxing. He dreams of becoming a mechanic, but all he does is wax on and wax off. The only friends he has are talking animated "tools", a torque wrench named "Tom", test light named "Lucy", a bike lift named "Ellie", and screwdriver named "Phillip". They sing, dance and lament his woeful situation. Then one day an ugly old hag named "Jezebel" rides in on a beat up bike. No one wants to touch it for fear of liability lawsuits. She has no money and starts crying. She tells the step mom and sisters that she has to make it to Sturgis to meet up with her dying father for one last ride together. The evil step mom turns her away and she rides off in an abject state. After the shop closes Gary leaves and on his way home sees the despondent poor wretch broken down by the side of the road in the rain. He loads her bike into the back of his truck and takes it to the garage. With the help of his special "tools" he fixes the bike bike. She says she cannot pay him and he tells her to "Pay it forward and enjoy the ride with her dad". Suddenly her motorcycle is transformed from rat bike into a Beautiful CVO. The old hag becomes a stunning skinny blonde with silicon enhancments. Gary turns into a 6'4" 225 pound stud with broad shoulders, a ripped body, siz pack abs and rugged good looks. The "tools" turn into human beings, his best friends come to life. Off they go to Sturgis, Gary and Belle lead the way, followed by Tom and Lucy and Phillip and Eleanor. They meet up with her dad who is so happy to see his daughter his cancer goes into remission. Together all of them open their own dealership and live happily ever after selling merchandise at 100% mark up.

Now THAT's a fairy tale.













I guess you can tell that I have kids and raised them on Disney films.

[SBB]

Hmmmmmmm
The Ride Like a Pro classes must be slow.
Mark has wayyyy too much time on his hands.

                            

SBB

[jiml53]

Hey Ironhorse.......now that's funny....just sayin

  jim 

[harleyteam]

I had to look twice at his ID,,  sounded more like a TWOLANE comment.

[deekay]

I love a story with a happy ending

[Ironhorse]

Well,......

I am tempted to do a Shakespearean tragedy version of the story, but maybe another day. I am still figuring out charecters, plots and dialog.

And yes, I am bored with time on my hands.

[CBW]

Sounds good anyway