1 . The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi . (2.) I thought that I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island , but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . (3 ) even though she was just a whiskey maker , he loved her still. (4) A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption . (5)No matter how much you push the envelope,it'll still be stationery . (6) A dog gave birth to puppies near the road & was cited for littering. (7). A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart .(
. Two silk worms had a race , They ended up in a tie .(9). Time flies like an arrow,Fruit flles like a banana . (10).A hole was found in the nudist camp wall, The police are looking into it .(11).Atheism is a non-prophet organization .(12) I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger, Then it hit me .(13).The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.(14)The soldier who survived mustard gas & pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran .(15) When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion .(16).If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine .(17).They opened a restaurant on the moon --but it failed . It had no atmosphere .(18). There was a guy who sent ten puns to friends , with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. LATER ON, Postal 52 ...
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