There was a young boy named Gary
Whose butt was probably hairy (not Harry, that would be different)
Gary had a problem with fault
All things were truly his fault
Then Gary had a birthday that wasn't
As much fun as kissing his cousin (which we won't further discuss here)
But because of this lapse
He felt like an ass
And said "na-ah it's not b-day it wudn't (snap)"
So Gary went out for a ride
Because that was the best way to hide (a necessity sometimes when hairy butts and cousins are involved)
To avoid the birthday unrest
Gary did was best
And said "Twolane is awesome."
I know, no rhyme at that end. But it's Dood's fault. He said it.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury. You may recall my comments regarding Mr Twolanerider elsewhere on the site. I rest my case
B B
Oh yeah, and Gary - - Happy whateverthehellyouwantittobeday