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[Screamin]

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
 interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists.
 Two men and a woman.


 For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the

 men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.


 "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter

 what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife

 sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

 "The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"

 The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.

 Take your wife and go home."



 The second man was given the same instructions. He took the

 gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.! The man

 came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

 The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
 home."
 Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same

 instructions, to kill her husband.

 She took the gun and went into the room.

 Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,

 banging on the walls.


 After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and

 there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.

 "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.

 "I had to beat him to death with the chair."



 MORAL : Women are evil

 Don't mess with them !!!!!!!!

[TheVgirl]

 We are [smiley=angel.gif]s!!!

[SPIDERMAN]

My grandfather once told me, " a good woman will do as told so be very careful what you tell em "  

[grc]

We are [smiley=angel.gif]s!!!

Hmmmmmmmm....you've been talkin' to my wife, haven't you?

[TheVgirl]

Shhhh!  I won't tell you what she told me, but you better be nice!!!!

[MYCVO]

 [smiley=ROFLOL.gif] thats funny!

[thatrhinoguy]

An engineer would express that as

[SPIDERMAN]

Oh chit, just what this site needs - - - - another rocket scientist  

good post rhinoguy  

lets see how little sister V answers that one  

[The Mysterious Q!]

Dammit! I'm surrounded by pointy heads. [smiley=nervous.gif]

[SPIDERMAN]

Woah  check out the Qsters new avatar  Ain't you pretty big boy   [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

[SEULTRA]

Woah

[The Mysterious Q!]

I wasn't gonna say it Q but my curiosity got the better of me ... who does your eyebrows?[highlight][/highlight]
I do them myelf.Thanks

[TheVgirl]

An engineer would express that as

[thatrhinoguy]

SPIDERMAN,

  It

[TheVgirl]

   Whatever!!!!    Little Sister can't come up with a good comeback on that one.  WE are evil!!!  Or at least I am!!  I know I'm a b*tch!  I  won't deny.  In fact, I used to tell my ex-husband, "Everybody is good at something!  Being a bitch just happens to be my specialty!"  BUT go back to the joke about Harley vs. Women.  We may be evil but more men ride God's invention than they do Willie's!!!!  THEREFORE the problem is?  YOU (men) asked for it!!  You can always choose the alternative!  Many guys already have....... [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

In MY defense, in V's Case:  V = V's time + V's money, V's time = V's money, NOT HAVING ENOUGH is ROOT of all evil, and with the last one I prefer to be dyslexic it's not women = evil or V=evil!  Reverse it and it will be to LIVE = V!  If I have to take out a man or two to get it done........ [smiley=oops.gif]