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martys

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THE IRISH PROSTITUTE
« on: February 19, 2011, 09:21:00 AM »

An Irish daughter had not been home for over a year.

Upon her return, her Father cussed her. 'Where have ya been
all dis time? Why did ya not write us, not even a line?
Why didn't ya call? Can ya not understand what ya put
yer old Mother thru?'

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff.....Dad....I became a prostitute...'

'Ya what!!? Out of here, ya shameless harlot!  Sinner!
You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'

'OK, Dad-- as ya wish. I just came back to give mum
this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion,
plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex.

And for you Daddy, the new Mercedes limited edition convertible
that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....................

(takes a breath)............. and an invite for ya all to spend New Years Eve
on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... .'


'Now what was it ya said ya had become?' says Dad.

Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff.....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'

'Oh! Be Jesus! Ya scared me half to death, girl!
I thought ya said a Protestant. Come here and give
yer old Dad a hug.'

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Re: THE IRISH PROSTITUTE
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2011, 06:59:00 AM »

truely irish catholic  ;)
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Re: THE IRISH PROSTITUTE
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2011, 09:14:58 PM »

and funny :2vrolijk_21:
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