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[Fired00d]

Replace all female flight attendants with some good-lookin' strippers! What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

[arcticdude]

There are 2 problems with your suggestion:



1) the stampedes caused when boarding begins will probably kill somebody




2) how do you get them off the plane once it lands??? [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

[The Mysterious Q!]

Hey dOOd didn't they make a movie using this same concept,I think it was called "Soul plane" with Snoop D. O. double gizzle as the pilot [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

[hd-dude]

What kind of movies are you watchin' BD? [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

[Fired00d]

Hey dOOd didn't they make a movie using this same concept,I think it was called "Soul plane" with Snoop D. O. double gizzle as the pilot [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

Yep, you are correct on that. That would be one scary plane ride with him as the pilot. [smiley=nervous.gif] For those that are unaware of this movie look here

[The Mysterious Q!]

What kind of movies are you watchin' BD? [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

Sometimes if you can't sleep late at night you end up watching chitty movies and that was one.