Topic: you are what you eat (Read 1192 times)

deekay · « **on:** February 20, 2011, 09:17:30 PM »

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford...

"The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High transfat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

hooligan · « **Reply #1 on:** February 22, 2011, 02:40:00 PM »

rganz · « **Reply #2 on:** February 24, 2011, 09:57:25 AM »

Had to send this one to a buddy that just got engaged last week.... too funny.
Rob

bribe36 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 24, 2011, 10:02:33 PM »

HAHA that's great, so true. My wife didn't like though

red ben59 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 26, 2011, 07:33:02 PM »

Yea, damn cake is still bothering me 32 years later

Ironhorse · « **Reply #5 on:** February 26, 2011, 08:27:25 PM »

That reminds me of something that happened years ago on a bike trip.

We were somewhere in Arizona and stopped off to be entertained at a strip club one night. The bartender was a hottie and was eagerly serving all of us beer on tap. A buddy asked me what I wanted and I told him club soda. He looks at me and says "Club Soda,.....you're a pussy". So I fired back, "Well you are what you eat". The bartender laughed out loud and said that was the BEST reply she had EVER heard.

ice6900 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 27, 2011, 03:40:35 AM »

I have eaten my wedding cake on 3 seperate occasions, I must the luckiest man alive lol

deekay · « **Reply #7 on:** February 27, 2011, 07:51:39 PM »

You are a glutton for punishement

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