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The Godfather
« on: March 04, 2011, 07:30:23 AM »

The Godfather.
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book keeper, Guido, has cheated
him out of $10,000,000.00

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first
place. It was assumed that Guido would never hear anything, therefore
never having to
testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10
million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money?

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido where's the money?.

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The
lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are
talking about" The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's
temple and says, "Ask him again!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him.."

Guido signs back, "OK... You win!"

"The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin
Vinni's house."

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies,
" He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
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Re: The Godfather
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2011, 08:30:38 AM »

  ouch!
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