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this one made me laugh, hope it works for you
« on: March 14, 2011, 12:29:55 AM »

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait" I thought to myself.

  Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit? So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
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Re: this one made me laugh, hope it works for you
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2011, 01:01:27 AM »

 ;D :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: this one made me laugh, hope it works for you
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2011, 09:47:11 PM »

 :huepfenjump3: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: this one made me laugh, hope it works for you
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2011, 11:00:59 AM »

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Re: this one made me laugh, hope it works for you
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2011, 11:30:38 PM »

 ;D :2vrolijk_21:
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