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Hooker's Union
« on: March 15, 2011, 08:10:09 PM »



A  dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided  to check out the local brothels.

 When  he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union  house?"

"No,'"she replied, "I'm sorry it  isn't."

"Well, if I  pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the  girls get $20,'"she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the  union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable,  hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a  brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We  observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100,  what cut do the girls get?"

 "The  girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the  union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room,  and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed  blonde.

"I'd  like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir,"  said the Madam.  Then she gestured to a  92-year old woman in the  corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules,  she's next.'"

   
 

 
 
 
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Re: Hooker's Union
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2011, 08:13:35 PM »

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Re: Hooker's Union
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2011, 08:44:31 PM »

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Re: Hooker's Union
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2011, 08:33:54 AM »

  oh no!
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