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British Classified Ads
« on: March 15, 2011, 08:13:20 PM »

Friend forwarded this to me, enjoy.



You have to love British humour!

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. newspapers!!!!
 
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little beast.
Bites!


FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
 

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

 

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


 
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

 

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

 

**** And the WINNERS are... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.


Statement of the Century!!!!
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Re: British Classified Ads
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2011, 08:35:23 AM »

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Re: British Classified Ads
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2011, 10:05:35 AM »

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.



Since they've got calves, that bull must not be as gay as they think he is!   Sneaky obviously, but not gay. :huepfenjump3: :mango:
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