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The Divorced Barbie Doll?
« on: March 16, 2011, 02:00:03 PM »
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop
and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for
$19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'. The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.
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Re: The Divorced Barbie Doll?
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2011, 02:01:31 PM »
  Just like real life.
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Re: The Divorced Barbie Doll?
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2011, 08:52:16 PM »
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Re: The Divorced Barbie Doll?
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2011, 10:59:38 PM »
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