A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
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> The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
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> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
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> While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
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> They continued to watch until it reached the last number. and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
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> Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
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> The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....
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> 'Go get your Mother'
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