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A Rare Occurance
« on: March 19, 2011, 05:40:57 AM »

  There was a knock on the door this morning,

I opened it and there was a young bloke standing there who said:

"I'm a Jehovah's Witness".

I said
"Come in and sit down, what do you want to talk about"?

He said,
" Fu#*ed if I know I've never got this far before"

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Re: A Rare Occurance
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2011, 10:17:39 AM »

 :D
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Re: A Rare Occurance
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2011, 11:36:52 AM »

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Re: A Rare Occurance
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2011, 01:23:14 PM »

Where are your manners, you didn't offer him a beer or a shot!
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Re: A Rare Occurance
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2011, 01:14:49 PM »

If you don't laugh at that, you are a sick bastid.
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Re: A Rare Occurance
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2011, 08:21:24 PM »

That was funny but I'm not taking the chance.
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