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The lady and the Pharmacist
« on: March 21, 2011, 06:09:46 PM »
DIVORCE VS. MURDER

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked him straight in the eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law? I'll lose my licence! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."    ;D
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Re: The lady and the Pharmacist
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2011, 06:38:26 PM »
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Re: The lady and the Pharmacist
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2011, 06:56:28 PM »
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Re: The lady and the Pharmacist
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2011, 07:54:05 PM »
I will get some mileage from this one...
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Re: The lady and the Pharmacist
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2011, 09:11:07 AM »
Now that's funny!
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Re: The lady and the Pharmacist
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2011, 09:27:31 AM »
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Re: The lady and the Pharmacist
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2011, 09:51:30 PM »
Who took the picture??????
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