Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there
> appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
>
> **ATD - At The Doctor's**
> BFF - Best Friend Fell
> BTW - Bring The Wheelchair
> BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
> CBM - Covered By Medicare
> CUATSC - See You At The Senior Center
> DWI - Driving While Incontinent
> FWB - Friend With Beta Blockers
> FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
> FYI - Found Your Insulin
> GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
> GHA - Got Heartburn Again
> HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
> IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
> LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
> LOL - Living On Lipitor
> LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
> OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
> OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
> ROFL...CGU - Rolling On The Floor Laughing...
> And Can ' t Get Up
> SGGP - Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
> TTYL - Talk To You Louder
> WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
> WTFA - Wet The Furniture Again
> WTP - Where ' s The Prunes?
> WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
> LMGA - Lost My Glasses Again
> GLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In*