Topic: cigarettes and tampons (Read 683 times)

Unbalanced · « **on:** March 31, 2011, 12:21:56 PM »

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife..

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter..

She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store

to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco

and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

Screamin · « **Reply #1 on:** March 31, 2011, 12:44:06 PM »

Keyboard spew.

murphy · « **Reply #2 on:** March 31, 2011, 01:18:40 PM »

Trimster · « **Reply #3 on:** March 31, 2011, 05:37:03 PM »

mjb765 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 31, 2011, 05:50:51 PM »

AXIL · « **Reply #5 on:** March 31, 2011, 06:14:15 PM »

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Unbalanced

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