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Hillbilly
« on: April 11, 2011, 11:29:32 PM »
A hill billy walks into a drugstore and starts looking at condoms.  The pharmacist walks over and asks if he can help.  the hillbilly says, "I'm just looking for condoms."  The pharmacist asks, "who is it for your wife or girlfriend, we have all kinds of special condoms"?
The hillbilly replies, "it is for my 12 year old daughter".
The pharmacist gasps, and exclaims,"you mean to tell me you have a 12 year old daughter that is sexually active!?"
"No", the hillbilly replies,"she just lays there like her mother!"
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Re: Hillbilly
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2011, 05:39:58 AM »
 :'( :confused5: :-\ :'( :oops:
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Re: Hillbilly
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2011, 10:26:54 AM »
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Re: Hillbilly
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2011, 06:51:37 PM »
 :vrolijk27:  :behead:
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Re: Hillbilly
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2011, 01:24:04 PM »
DAMN  :confused5:
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Re: Hillbilly
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2011, 04:12:36 PM »
I thought we were not supposed to post racial jokes? Us Hillbillies is upset. :huepfenlol2: Not really that girl was a plenty old enough. Ain't you-uns never heard closer kin deeper in? :nervous: :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Hillbilly
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2011, 10:43:38 PM »
Whoa!   ;D
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