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My Recent Trip
« on: April 11, 2011, 11:32:39 PM »

So I'm in this hotel, and I'm feeling lonely. I open this magazine and there she is, Lolita. At least that's what the magazine says her name is. She's a lovely looking woman with everything exactly where it ought to be. I dialed the number she so thoughtfully provided and this real sexy voice said "Hello"
Right! so I told her what hotel I was in and gave her my room number and said "I want a massage. No, let me be honest, I want sex. Hot, sweaty, steamy sex all night long. So bring your toys, bring your whipped cream, we're going to have a party. How does that sound?"
She replied; "That sounds fantastic sir, but if you want an outside line you have to dial 9 first."
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Re: My Recent Trip
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2011, 08:16:38 AM »

oh chit!
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Re: My Recent Trip
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2011, 06:53:11 PM »

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