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[Fatboy]

  A tough looking biker was riding his Harley
when he sees a girl about to Jump off a bridge
so he stops.
 
 "What are you doing?" he asks.

 "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
 
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he
didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked,

"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

 So, she does.

 After she's finished the biker says, "Wow!  That was
the best kiss I have ever had!  That's a real talent
you are wasting!  You could be famous!  Why are you
committing suicide?"


"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."

[Jock]

Now everyone knows that this was a TN motorcyclist...

 

[Trimster]